✦ welcome 2 ✦
FONZ’S
FANTASY STOCKS
✦ lock $FONZ · draft 5 stocks + 1 wildcard · take the pot ✦
~*~ welcome 2 fonz’s ~*~
lock $FONZ, draft 5 stocks and a crypto wildcard under the $100 cap, and ride real price action to the top of the board.
$fonz/usd
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$100
salary cap
5 + 1
roster slots
95%
to the winner
★ how 2 play ★
four steps between u and the pot
01
lock $FONZ to enter
Pick a room — daily and weekly contests from $5 to $100. entry is USD-pegged, priced in $FONZ the second u lock. ur stake feeds the pot.
02
draft 5 stox + 1 crypto
draft against a $100 salary cap. Every pick has a price — mega caps cost the most, small caps the least — and your six picks must fit the $100 cap. wildcard comes from the top 25 coins.
03
score on real price action
raw % return, no handicaps, oracle-fed prices. weeklies run monday open → friday’s closing bell.
04
take the pot
95% to the winner. 2.5% treasury. 2.5% burn. ties split. losers forfeit — that’s what makes the pots fat.
★ house rules ★
(there is no roadmap. only the pot.)
♥ ♥ ♥ where the $fonz goes ♥ ♥ ♥
| slice | cut | who |
|---|---|---|
| winner take | 95% | the chad who drafted right |
| treasury | 2.5% | for secret things |
| burn | 2.5% | fewer $FONZ, higher fonz |
| daily draft | 9:30 → close | scratch-ticket speed, same 5+1 |
| weekly season | mon → fri 4pm | the prestige game |
| solo or empty room | auto-refund at lock | contests need 2+ drafters — fewer means everyone gets their $FONZ back |